Today is Saturday isn’t it? The day I’ve been waiting for because it is supposed to be a monsoon day with rain and gray skies. There’s not a cloud in the sky, today is exactly like yesterday, and the day before that, and every single day for months and months… blue sky, bright blinding sun, and crazy brutal hot. How disappointing.
Phoenix must be where all the flunky meteorologists work. There is no weather here, it’s pretty hard to be wrong about weather that never changes. Why not just give a weather report once a year. Even I could do it… and I think I will.
It will be between 105 and 118 three months of the year, monsoon may bring substantial rainfall and high winds in June and July, but only for about 10 minutes. The other nine months, expect moderate temperatures with some insignificant poor excuse for rain about a dozen times. Don’t be fooled by clouds, it’s a safe bet to assume they are merely an overhead decoration.